Singapore Snape has returned from England!!!

I'm soooo happy, (and relieved), that I received an e-mail update from Singapore Snape, (and Karen - his flatmate), along with photos of their vacation to England this past May!!!!!

My mail always becomes clogged when I get too much at once so she's sending me the mail on separate days so this will be the first batch for us all. So, without further ado; here's Karen's travelogue. (Click on the pictures to enlarge them). (My own comments are in green).

Hi Becky: Snape and I are back from our trip to the UK , so I thought I’d send some pictures.

The first is out front of Buckingham Palace.
You can see Snape is wearing a sweater (or ‘jumper’ as he calls it) from my sister’s mother-in-law Shirley, who has a secret crush on Snape. He thought the colours were rather garish, but I told him they really brought out his skin tone. (*snicker*)

I LOVE the sweater!!! It's knitted, right? So nice and Muggle-looking on him!!!!! Shirley's awesome!!!!

The second photo

is from the train to Edinburgh , first thing in the morning. I asked if it reminded him of the many trips he must have made on the Hogwarts Express. He replied that it did, except that he preferred the Hogwarts snack carts to the terrible breakfasts served on our train. I am forced to agree with him on that point, as no amount of mustard could make my sausage bun palatable.

Oooo, look how crabby he is on the train! He also might be a little angry his sweater arms are a little long on him!!!!
I love that the sweater has buttons too!

The third and fourth pictures are Snape waving happily from Princes Street in Edinburgh .

The Castle is behind him in the fourth picture. I asked him why he was so happy to be back in Scotland , when, as far as I recall, the last time he was here he had been left for dead in an abandoned house. Could he perhaps be feeling nostalgic for Auld Lang Syne? Snape snorted derisively at this, then witheringly told me that he was glad to be back because he needed to stock up on Irn Bru – a Scottish soft drink – which is apparently the active ingredient in Pepper-Up Potion. He’s been using Red Bull in Singapore , but it’s just not the same.

Were there dungeons in the castle for Snape to roam around in and feel at home? I bet he'd have loved that!

That Irn Bru sounds alot like something my sons would love but which I should stay clear away from!!! LOL!

And about that last time we saw Snape; we Snape fans all know what really happened in that chapter - just after JKR cut away from his "dying" scene. It was all spelled out for us in the first chapter we met Snape to begin with. He simply popped a bezoar into his mouth. (An item that any Potion's Master worth a grain of salt would be carrying on himself at ALL times, thank you!!!) Thanks to the bezoar he recovered nicely from Nagini's poison and is now living a quiet, happy life, traveling the world, and enjoying himself !!!

But I digress.

This was Karen's first installment so stay tuned and I'll update this post as more e-mails come!!

Thanks, Karen! Glad you're home safe!!!!!

EDIT: I got Karen's second e-mail today!
Here it is.......

Here’s a set of photos from Edinburgh castle. The first is Snape by the front gates to the Castle. Doesn’t he look at home among the crags and stone walls?

Oooo! He really does look like he's in his natural environment of crumbly stone walls!

The second is near Foog’s Gate. It was an uncommonly nice day for springtime in Edinburgh , and Snape, being Snape, was worried that he would get a sunburn. I said that I thought he would look good with a bit of colour in his cheeks. He said that sallow off-white *is* a colour, thank you very much.

Ha! I love his response!! So typical Snape! (He does have a yellowish color to his skin! I'm sure it's due to his many many years of being stooped over a bubbling cauldron boiling up toxic, noxious fumes. (Even the people at Lego made sure to create his character a glowing Lego face piece. He is the most special and mysterious character of the series for sure!!!)
I also love the name Foog's Gate!!!! So awesome!

The third picture is from a set of stairs on the battlements. Right after I took this picture, a little kid ran down the steps (you can see the shadow of his head looming menacingly on the steps) and grabbed our esteemed professor. I literally had to chase a five-year old along the battlements to get him back. And then the parents gave *me* the old stink eye for taking Snape back. Snape was quite shook up by his misadventure. Not so much from being wizard-napped, but from the sticky mess left on his robes by the “monstrous little dunderhead” – his words, not mine.

Wizard-napping!!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!! I'm shocked!!!!! How can parents allow this from their children??!! It's definately worthy of a "strong talking-to" so the kid understands he did something wrong and that he won't do it again!
At the very least the parents should have made him apologize! Absolutely unbelievable!!

The stone steps are probably very similar to the many steps Snape must have had to take hundreds of times a day on his way to his classroom and to the Slytherin common room as well. He looks so happy in that photo!! (Pre-wizard-napped!)

On a side note, I'm sure with a dunk in a sink of mild detergent and warm water, a gentle few squishings by hand, and a nice sun-dried hot day outside for a few hours will wash that stickiness from him. He might even enjoy all that!!!

And the fourth is from our hotel room in Edinburgh . I thought it was unbearably girly, but Snape quite liked it. He sticks out like a sore thumb in all that pink, doesn’t he?

This photo cracks me up!!!!! He looks so out of place and yet, I totally agree with you that I think he would secretly love it here!!!!! LOL!!!

Still more pictures to come – of Craigmillar castle, mostly.

I can't wait, Karen!!!!!

EDIT: Happy Fourth of July!!!!! I have another e-mail from Karen and Singapore Snape. Don't forget you can make the photos larger by clicking on them!

A Walk To Remember

Hi Becky:

This set of pictures is from a long walk that Snape and I took from Holyrood Park to Craigmillar castle. The first two,
and are from the Salisbury crags – a volcanic formation in Holyrood park – looking over the city.

In the first picture you can see Edinburgh castle in the distance; in the second you can see the Salisbury crags behind Snape.

The third and fourth pictures, and are from a meadow to the south of Craigmillar Castle , which is in the background (and is quite lovely).

Y’see how happy and relaxed Snape looks in the last picture, as he enjoys the warm spring breeze?
Funny story about that:
We were just beginning our walk at the Scottish Parliament, when Snape started grumbling for me to "slow down!", "Can’t we rest for a second?", "I’m so thirsty!", "Oh, my aching back!", "I think I’m getting a blister!" etc.

Apparently spending one’s days lurking around a dungeon -- or hiding from my dog under a pillow – isn’t the best way to prepare for a brisk hike.

After our fifth rest stop in as many minutes, I asked him if he wanted me to carry him for a little bit. He smiled at that (at least I thought it was a smile at the time. Now I know it was a sneaky Slytherin smirk) and said, “Oh, I don’t want to burden you!”

I said that it wouldn’t be a problem because, as you know, as a doll, he only weighs a few ounces anyway. (Though we tend to forget that ‘cause, as Jebediah Springfield says, ‘A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man,’ right?) So I picked him up and carried him to the top of the Crags, and then Arthur’s Seat, then through Prestonfield, and all the way to Craigmillar castle.

(Look it up on Google Maps – it’s a pretty long way!)

I think it would’ve been a nice walk – good weather, scotch broom in bloom, birds tweeting, and so forth – if it weren’t for the constant stream of complaints from Snape.

(You’d think being carried around all day would improve his disposition, but no. At this point I don’t think anything will ever improve it.) The whole way it was “I think you’re going the wrong way. Can’t you read a map, you dumb Muggle?” or “Don’t drink all the water! Save some for me!” or “Do you have to walk so bumpily? I’m getting seasick here! I’d have more comfortable journey if I rode a rampaging hippogriff!”

Finally, just as we were arriving at Craigmillar castle (more pictures of that next time) something occurred to me. “Hey!” I said, “Can’t you apparate places, and for that matter, can’t you fly without a broom?!? Why have I been carrying you around all day?!?” Snape had the decency to fake a contrite expression for a half second before laughing at my outraged expression, and then he apparated the rest of the way, leaving me behind. Lazy, lying Slytherin!

LOL!!!! Sounds like he played you like a fiddle!!!!! That scoundrel!

The landscape looks so beautiful there!!! And he looks so absolutely overjoyed in that last photo. He seems to have been having a wonderful time, (especially being coddled and carried around like a baby!!!! LOL!)

I love your use of Simpson-speak ( "embiggering")! I believe Edna Krabapple had quoted ol' Jebediah Springfield to her class and then remarked that she'd never known "embiggered" was even a word until she moved to Springfield! LOL!!!!
- Ah, that Mrs. Krabapple. Another crusty teacher who probably would have made a great match for Snape. (Or, at least, as a simpatico co-worker of whom Snape could join in the teacher's lounge to moan and complain about their worst students Bart and Harry. LOL!!!!

I'm looking forward to your next e-mail, Karen! Enjoy the holiday everyone!!!!!

EDIT: I received the last e-mail from Karen and Singapore Snape today! (Clicking on the photos will make them larger, remember!)


Hi Becky: Here’s my last set of photos from my trip with Snape. Sorry it’s taken so long – it’s been a crazy busy week at work!

The first three photos are from Craigmillar castle, after I caught up with Snape, who had just apparated inside in order to avoid paying the admission fee.
(Cheapskate!)

As you can see, Snape was quite at home in amongst the battlements and stonework and particularly the dungeons. He was almost giddy as he practiced swooping and billowing up and down the draughty corridors and spiral staircases. He said that he missed castles (There’s a shocking dearth of castles in Singapore , according to Snape) and that one day he’d like to retire to a castle like Craigmillar.

I was still ticked at him for making me cart his crocheted butt around all day, ( LOL!!!! ) so I replied “Retired from what? Sleeping in every day? Hanging around my house and eating my food? Watching muggle soap operas in your greying underpants? Doesn’t ‘retirement’ imply that you actually have a profession that you eventually decide to give up? And how can you afford to buy a retirement castle, when your only income you make is the chump change I give you for making dog shampoo and floor cleaning potions?” As you can see, his snarkiness is really rubbing off on me.

OMG!! It's so beautiful there!
I can just picture him swooping around the dungeons like a bat! (It's weird how he all-of-a-sudden learned how to fly in the last book, isn't it? Hmmmmm, almost like JKR got tired of having to explain how people got from one place to another when they couldn't apparate there, (due to enchantments and such), and so she just made up this flying thing to save herself some time.) But I digress.

Snape looks quite happy again and he's clearly in his element. You're such a great friend to bring him along on this trip. (Even if he won't ever admit it to you!)


The fourth picture is from our first class sleeper cabin on the train back to London .
(On the left, you can see me in the mirror in my sexy pyjamas!) LOL!!!!


As you can see, for a first class cabin, it’s pretty small.
Initially Snape was very pleased with our accommodations, and climbed right into bed saying, “I don’t know where they expect you to sleep, but this bunk is perfect for me!” After a brief tussle punctuated by several attempted sectumsempra and expelliarmus spells, I banished him to the floor, and claimed the bed for myself, - (Though he did manage to nick my ear with one spell – Ouch, it stung!)
He grumbled that, unlike certain dumb Muggles, he didn’t need a bed anyway, and would be very comfortable on the floor with a cushioning charm. So there. Nyah!

The last picture is from my laundry room after we got home.

As I mentioned, Snape had been accosted by a “reincarnated Marauder” in Edinburgh , and had been sticky with some mystery substance – I think it was Marmalade, he said it was Bubotuber pus – ever since.

Since Snape pays only the barest attention to his own personal hygiene at the best of times, I decided to take matters into my own hands and give him a bath. He was mortified at this, and made me promise not to take pictures, but I did get one of him hanging to dry afterwards. He complained that spending a day in that position was “worse than being subjected to 20 consecutive Levicorpus hexes!” I said that if he didn’t like it, next time we could use the dryer.

So that’s our trip. I never made it to King’s Cross Station, but I will definitely be there in August, so I’ll send photos then. Best, Karen

Look at him hanging up-side-down just like a bat! (I had always hoped that Snape had an animagus of which was a bat, but JKR must have decided that was too obvious and left it out of the book, (just like Dumbledor's sexual preference.)

I'm so glad you gave him a washing. I was worried I'd see a photo of him covered in flies. LOL!!

Since he likes castles so much, maybe sometime in the future you could plan a trip to the new Disney Harry Potter attraction they are building down in Florida. I think is due to open in 2010, (unless they change that date on us all as well).

I had mentioned to my sister that that sounded like it could be a lot of fun. I'm not sure if a "Snape's Dungeons" section is in the works or not, but I know they'll be at least some portions of the castle recreated, (like, perhaps, Dumbledor's Office or the Great Hall). I know there's a Hogsmeade village too.
ANYWAY, it's probably the closest I'll ever get to a castle. (Not shockingly, there's quite a huge lack of castles here in Indiana as well). LOL!!!

Oh, and Karen! About your next trip to England in August, did you know there's really a Snape Castle located in North Yorkshire? (Yes, I really have no life, it's true.) LOL!!!

Anyway, I hope you have another safe and fabulous trip!!!!
I'll be looking forward to more of Singapore Snape's Adventures from England!!!!!!!